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键盘侠围魏救赵数字人吸引火力顶薪续约37岁哈登拿6千万

发布在NBA 2022-04-26 19:47:52 作者：李卤味123

阿努诺比和巴恩斯锁死了你们的球队

【赛后贴】季后赛东部首轮G5，76人88-103不敌猛龙，大比分来到了3-2。

双方关键球员数据：

76人：恩比德20分11板4助，哈登15分2板7助1断1帽，马克西12分2板4助1断，哈里斯16分7板4助，丹尼-格林14分4板2断，尼昂3分1板，塞布尔2分2板。

猛龙：西亚卡姆23分10板7助，特伦特16分1板3助2断，阿努诺比16分5板4助2断，巴恩斯12分8板4助3断，阿丘瓦17分7板3帽，布歇6分4板，赛迪斯-杨3分3板3助1断。

[–]Netsiknowstats 33 points 3 hours ago

Please, this is the only thing that can take some heat off us

篮网球迷：感谢老铁帮忙分担火力！

[–]Netszapdos6244 17 points 4 hours ago

At least most teams get swept in the first round right? Blowing a 3-0 lead has never happened before

篮网球迷：至少很多球队在首轮都被横扫过，对吧？3-0领先再输掉系列赛还没发生过，不是吗？

[–]Raptorsits_the_luge 2 points 3 hours ago

Can’t blow a 3-0 lead if you just lose 4 straight

points to temple

猛龙球迷：我捋了捋，你看啊，你们是因为连输四场，没机会以3-0领先吧？！

[–]distinctidiot 1 point 32 minutes ago*

the nets choked hard this offseason but what the sixers could do would be an all time historic choke in basketball making history. All the heat on the nets is gone if the 76ers somehow pull it off.

球迷：篮网的休赛季肯定很难了！但76人被淘汰，那可是创NBA历史纪录了！如果76人真的被逆横扫，篮网那都不叫事儿！

[–]simon2105 1786 points 4 hours ago

Give me the reverse sweep Toronto.

I want to witness history.

球迷：猛龙，来个逆横扫吧！我要见证历史！

[–]RaptorsSCOTTlEBARNES 146 points 4 hours ago

time to make history big baby

猛龙球迷：老baby们，是时候创造历史了！

[–]Raptorsfoofighter1351 2729 points 4 hours ago

Shit man, I'm starting to believe.

猛龙球迷：老子要开始相信奇迹了！

[–]CelticsMaxidaz 413 points 4 hours ago

Now that the Nets are eliminated the entire NBA is rooting for you Canada

凯尔特人球迷：既然篮网已经被横扫了，现在整个NBA都是猛龙的球迷了！

[–]iamjaydubs 259 points 5 hours ago

Everyone but Philly wants this series to go to 7.

球迷：除了76人队之外，大家都希望打抢七！

[–]76ersmister1986 151 points 5 hours ago

If we lose game 6, then we'll root for the Raptors to win game 7 just to put us out of our misery and hopefully get Doc fired lol

76人球迷：如果天王山之战我们也输的话，我就支持猛龙赢下第七场！宁愿承受这样的痛楚，也要让里弗斯下课！

[–]Raptorsgolden_rhino 97 points 5 hours ago

I know the feeling of hating your own team more than anyone else ever could.

猛龙球迷：自己的主队变成你最厌恶的球队，这种痛我懂！

[–]RaptorsKingREX_24 3964 points 3 hours ago

Doc Rivers is sweating bullets rn.

猛龙球迷：现在老里肯定汗流如注！

[–]_SSJeffo_ 164 points 3 hours ago

No coach has ever blown a 3-0 lead in NBA playoffs history. Enter doc rivers

球迷：NBA历史上还没有教练3-0后被逆转过。让里弗斯来挑战一下他的软肋！

[–]LakersPalifaith 54 points 3 hours ago

If anyone can do it, it is Doc Rivers.

湖人球迷：如果有人能做到，那一定是里弗斯！

[–]RisingToMediocrity 2 points 3 hours ago

Nothing is impossible when Doc is at the helmet.

球迷：里弗斯拿到赛点之后，没有什么不可能！

[–]Trail Blazerstrailblazers100 109 points 3 hours ago

If there is 1 coaching matchup that could lead to 3-0 come back. I'd wager on Nurse vs Doc. Doctors would be nothing without a Nurse

开拓者球迷：如果有两位教练能上演一出3-0后被逆转的好戏，我愿赌纳斯VS道格！没有护士，医生也不行！（注：Nurse 音译“纳斯”，单词本意是“护士”；Doc是doctor缩写，单词有“博士”和“医生”两个意思，里弗斯外号本是“博士”）

[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 121 points 3 hours ago

Doc “No lead is ever safe” Rivers

马刺球迷：里弗斯应该叫：道格-领先就不稳-里弗斯！

[–]BucksHephaestusClangBang 1 point 3 hours ago

Doc Rivers is a Top 5 all time coach; he can find a way!There's no way the Sixers actually blows a 3-0 lead right?

雄鹿球迷：里弗斯是历史前五教练，他会做出改变的！76人不会在3-0之后被你横扫的，对吗？

[–]NBAWaterman_619 291 points 3 hours ago

Right?

NBA球迷：对……吗？

“别担心，一切尽在掌握！”“太好了，老里！你会做出调整的，对吗？”“……”“对吗？”

[–]RaptorsNoPointRacing 1503 points 4 hours ago

What are the chances Doc’s adjustment next game is introducing DeAndre Jordan?

猛龙球迷：下场里弗斯能如何调整，祭出小乔丹吗？

[–][TOR] Amir JohnsonIanicRR 54 points 4 hours ago

DAJ and Paul Millsap together.

猛龙球迷：小乔丹和米尔萨普，卧龙凤雏齐出！

[–]WarriorsGOAT-of-a-Nerd 144 points 5 hours ago

no MVP candidate has ever blown a 3-0 lead in the playoffs in NBA history

勇士球迷：NBA历史上可没有MVP候选人3-0领先后被逆横扫的！

[–]Italygentyent 56 points 5 hours ago

no one has ever blown a 3-0 in general lmao

意大利球迷：就没有“人”3-0领先后被逆横扫的吧？哈哈哈

[–]WarriorsGOAT-of-a-Nerd 54 points 5 hours ago

thats the joke haha, referring to the post made about how no mvp got swept in the first round

勇士球迷：就是讲个笑话，去看看之前的新闻，他们还说没有MVP得主曾在季后赛首轮被横扫过！

[–]RaptorsmMounirM 1857 points 4 hours ago

Fred VanVleet gets injured

Toronto 6'9ers: Call an ambulance. but not for me!

猛龙球迷：范乔丹受伤！猛龙的锋线长手怪们：叫救护车，但，是给对面！

【图片数据】猛龙的长手怪们(身高未按表中数据换算，均按第一篮球网数据)：巴恩斯身高201cm,臂展约220cm；布歇身高206cm，臂展约225cm；西亚卡姆身高203cm，臂展约222cm；阿努诺比身高201cm，臂展约219cm；阿丘瓦身高203cm，臂展约216cm；伯奇身高206cm，臂展约216cm

[–]succulentmeoff 208 points 4 hours ago

Fred was useless against philly in 2019 too. Fred gets cooked by the speed and height of the sixers guards

球迷：2019年对阵费城时，范乔丹就不堪大用！他被76人队的高度和速度限制的死死的！

[–]SpursEpigoneBTA 113 points 5 hours ago

Scottie Barnes is a huge difference maker, could really see it today

马刺球迷：我们今天都看到了，斯科蒂-巴恩斯是个顶级防守者！

[–]Raptorsraptorsbucketnator 94 points 4 hours ago

the guy play point guard and center for us

his value is irreplaceable to this team

猛龙球迷：这家伙打得了后卫也打得了中锋！对我们来说，他太重要了！

[–]Raptorscoolco 20 points 3 hours ago

I said this when he went down, Scottie is the glue to this team the way Lowry was.

猛龙球迷：他受伤下场的时候我就说过，他是这支球队的粘合剂，就像曾经的洛瑞！

[–]RaptorsProfessorBeast55 502 points 5 hours ago

SCOTTIE IS A GOAT. THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION BY ANY MEANS!

猛龙球迷：巴恩斯是GOAT！我绝不是在夸张！看图！

（按U形顺序来看）巴恩斯拥有着：乔丹的意识，魔术师的传球，欧文的控球，奥拉朱旺的防守，科比的脚步，威少的速度，詹姆斯的运动能力，乔丹的关键球能力，张伯伦的力量，库里的投篮能力，杜兰特的身高。

[–]RaptorsTheGoobKid 259 points 5 hours ago

Devil works hard but Raps redditors work harder

猛龙球迷：是人是鬼都在秀，猛龙段子手最优秀！

[–]DemonsReturns7 1 point 3 hours ago

The Mavs showed how you play a game fucking 5 at home

Totally opposite of what our shitty Sixers did…..

It seems like the biggest games the Sixers have shown that they stand as tall as a midget next to Yao Ming

The game against the No defense Nets with Bum Simmons sitting with his smug face on the bench we played the worst game of our season

Then we have game 4 to close out the raps and we shrunk

Game 5 back at home with the Raps down an all star PG and we shrink even further

The Raps on the other hand lose 3 games in a row with game 3 lost on a buzzer beater and instead of folding they stand up tall

76人球迷小作文：独行侠给你们演示了G5的主场该怎么打！我们的主队打得太拉了！和独行侠这么一比，76人就像一个站在姚明身边的侏儒！打毫无防守的篮网那场，让西蒙斯坐在替补席上都笑出声了，那简直是耻辱！在G4的时候我们有希望终结系列赛，然后我们拉了！G5回到主场，猛龙还缺了一个全明星后卫，我们拉的更厉害了！你看看人家猛龙，在G3那场被绝杀之后是什么表现，他们怎么就没拉呢？！

[–]justdrop 1 point 3 hours ago

Maxey was getting mauled games 3 and 4 with barely any calls, now he looks afraid to go inside since they swarm whenever he does. He has to grow some balls. Everyone needs to stop being fucking lazy besides Tobi and even Danny had energy tonight (even if he airballed twice.)

76人球迷：G3和G4马克西得不到哨子后就被打怕了，现在只要对方防守他，他都不敢冲击内线！他还需要长球！虽然今天丹尼-格林投了两个三不沾，但是也只有他和哈里斯在拼，其他人都TND动起来吧！

[–]justdrop 19 points 4 hours ago

If you told anyone prior to the postseason that Tobias Harris would show more effort than the rest of the team, you would've eaten shit.

76人球迷：如果在季后赛开始之前，你去给别人说哈里斯会比队内其他人都更想赢，你多少是有点大病！

[–]bigSpeakersReddit 0 points 3 hours ago

omg this is literally killing me man i don’t think i’ll be able to recover from this.

76人球迷：兄弟，太扎心了，我整个人都不好了！

[–]thegrittyrnmoreyball 7 points 4 hours ago

We’re not even playing DeAndre Jordan yet lol

We’d probably still win this series, but this team is going to get absolutely clapped by Miami

Just prolonging the suffering

76人球迷：这还是我们没上小乔丹呢！我们还是有可能赢下这轮系列赛的，但是下一轮一定会被热火打爆！痛苦，是用来习惯的！

[–]Suns Bandwagonrelicofabygoneage 115 points 5 hours ago*

"Can Harden be the point guard on a championship team?"

"I don't know the answer to that."

太阳球迷：问：哈登能成为一支冠军球队的控卫吗？答：这题我不会！

[–]Character_Safety_519 186 points 4 hours ago

Q: which team won the Simmons/Harden trade?

A: no

球迷：问：哈登和西蒙斯交易，哪支球队获利？答：这题我也不会！

[–]NBAEarthWarping 110 points 4 hours ago

Harden trade might be a lose-lose somehow.

NBA球迷：哈登的交易，篮网输了，76人可能也输了！

[–]LakersNotClayMerritt [score hidden] 28 minutes ago

The most fair trade in NBA history when you think about it. Useless player for washed up player.

湖人球迷：这是NBA史上最公平的交易！打不了的换来一个打不好的！

[–]LakersPalifaith 502 points 4 hours ago

Ben Simmons requested to be traded out of Philly to avoid being part of the first ever blown 3-0 lead. If that's not high IQ I don't know what is.

湖人球迷：西蒙斯要求76人队把他交易掉，就是为了避免成为首支3-0后被逆横扫球队的一员！如果说这不是高智商，那我都不知道该怎么夸他了！

[–]KoBxElucidator 6 points 4 hours ago

If Harden signs a 5-year max deal, Embiid NEEDS to demand a trade if he ever wants a ring. And I would fully support it. Hell I'd probably follow him to that team.

76人球迷：如果哈登签下一份5年顶薪，恩比德如果还想拿总冠军就需要让球队交易自己！而我会支持恩比德的交易，我可能还会成为他新球队的球迷！

[–]HeatS1UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 533 points 5 hours ago

James Harden's contract (if he re-signs this summer):

2023: $47,366,760 (AGE: 33)

2024: $49,735,098 (AGE: 34)

2025: $53,713,905 (AGE: 35)

2026: $57,692,712 (AGE: 36)

2027: $61,671,519 (AGE: 37)

热火球迷：如果哈登夏天续约，他的合同是这样的：2023年，哈登33岁，工资4736万；2024年，哈登34岁，工资4973万；2025年，哈登35岁，工资5371万；2026年，哈登36岁，工资5769万；2027年，37岁，工资6167万。

[–]RaptorsJwarrior521 136 points 5 hours ago

Paying 37 year old Harden 61 mil a year oh my cya later Philly

猛龙球迷：为37岁的哈登支付6100万美刀，我只能对未来的数字人说拜拜了！